Things that people said that have stuck with me

"Hi, Martha Stewart."

"Seems to me like you've got your life figured out."

"I've never heard anyone say they want to remain single."

"Why are you so smiley all the time? The world is a terrible place."

"That's your decision to make, but I won't support it."

"I remember you said you wanted to eat cream puffs. So I made cream puffs."

"You're the chillest religious girl I know."

"Congratulations Connie! You deserve this more than anyone."

"Your voice is full of malice."

"I like hearing you pray."

"Do you even go to school? What about sleep? Do you sleep? Are you superwoman or something?"

"Mine is insignificant compared to yours."

"You'd make a good wife someday."

"Medical school? I think grad school might even be a stretch for you."

"You're the only person I can trust."

"That's un-Christian of you."

"You're pretty much the most thoughtful person I've ever met."

"I don't need this shit right now."

"What do you mean you're alone? You have an entire apartment complex that knows you."

"I have something for you. Don't read into it."

"Stay right there! I'm coming to get you right now."

"Nothing is ever good enough for you."

"Thanks for inviting me. It was worth coming here."

"You are a heart breaker, Connie."

"I really needed to hear that. Thanks for being God's messenger."

"I used to be intimidated by you."

"You're like, a walking lexicon."

"I miss your baking."

"I'm sorry I wasn't loving towards you. I'm sorry that I excluded you and made you feel like an outsider."

"I don't know what's going on, but you look like you need some prayer right now."

"What happened to your discipline? When you get it back, let me know so I can respect you again."

"I'm going to be in California next month! Will I see you?"

"That is the nerdiest thing I've ever heard."

"You are abounding in grace."

"Don't you ever forget about me."

"My beautiful daughter. Welcome home."